mailorderwife:

It’s really cute when boys talk about their fears bc it makes them vulnerable and easier to destroy

dylanisagirlsnametoo:

You guys, I know that Darcy and Lizzie have been canon for like 200 years, but that was still the most stressful will-they-won’t-they courtship I’ve ever experienced.

fasterfood:

“Go fetch!” i say to my dog as I throw a stick. he stares at me blankly for a few seconds. i encourage him to fetch again. he looks me dead in the eye and says “stop trying to make fetch happen” then walks away